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Author Topic: Pathan Jokes - LOL  (Read 24684 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2010, 07:03:38 PM »
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This 1 Old Joke But Lemme share coz It's Funny

Pathan: Ye TV kitne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV kitne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

After 2 months full Angrez ban ke gaya:
Whats the price cost of that TV?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan Ghuse Mein tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai ke mein pathan hoon,

Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi "MICROWAVE" hai

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2010, 07:03:38 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2010, 07:04:54 PM »
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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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or
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2010, 07:06:24 PM »
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President Bush Pathan Se : Tum Mulla Umar Ka Pata Do
Hum Tum ko Titanic wali bachi (Kate Winslet) de ga

Pathan: Hum Tum ko Osama ka bhi pata batayega
Agar humain Titanic wala chokra do to............!!!!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2010, 07:06:56 PM »
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a School teacher and she wil say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2010, 07:07:43 PM »
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Maulana sahab jummay ke khutbay may keh rahe the
Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharaab aa rahe hain.

Pathan: Nahi hamare ghar to saaf arahe hain.
Aap apni wire check karwain

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2010, 07:08:11 PM »
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1 pathan ne pressure cooker kharida. aur dosrey din wapes karwane aaya.
Shopkeeper! Kya hua?
Pathan: yaar ghar me jawan betiyan hain aur ye saala sitiyan marta hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2010, 07:09:09 PM »
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Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?

A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2010, 07:10:47 PM »
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Khan ke Biwi ne aadhi raat ko “National Anthem” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Biwi: Ye akheri try hai, is pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2010, 07:11:19 PM »
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Log kehte hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki friend bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2010, 07:11:53 PM »
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Ek Commerce ki Larki pathan ko gaali kaise de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2010, 07:27:58 PM »
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Pathan ne beti ko date martay huye pakar liye:

Baap: Beti tumne Khandaan ki izzat pe dagh laga diya.

Beti (Muskuratay huye): Dagh to chala jayega, Par ye waqt nahi aayega.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2010, 07:30:12 PM »
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Pathan Molvi ki Girlfriend Molvi ko Time de kar nahi aayi:

Molvi intezaar karne ke baad Masjid main gaya aur Speaker ON kar k bola.




Hazraat!
Aacha Nahi Kiya...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2010, 07:30:32 PM »
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Which is the Longest Toilet in the World?

Guess!!!

Pakistan Railway Track...

You can use it From Karachi to Khyber.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2010, 07:31:40 PM »
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Autowala to Pathan : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Pathan ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.

Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, Meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Pathan : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2010, 07:38:11 PM »
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Fauji Prade Ke Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2010, 07:38:11 PM »

 

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