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Author Topic: Pathan Jokes - LOL  (Read 23983 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #480 on: January 29, 2012, 10:06:58 AM »
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Train mein 2 Pathan safar kar rahe thy

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Peshwar se

1st : Wahan se toh Main bhi aa raha hu. Peshwar me kahan se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 50 se

1st : Wahan se toh Main bhi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 50 mein kahan se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 50-A se

1st : Wahan se to Main bhi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 50-A se kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?
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2nd : Gul Nawaz sahab ke ghar se

1st: Wahan se toh Main bhi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
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Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..?? .
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Dono Pathan : Hum dono Bhai hain, Bas time pass kar rahe hain :P

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #480 on: January 29, 2012, 10:06:58 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #481 on: January 30, 2012, 04:24:23 PM »
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Pathan Baalo pe Shampoo lagane k sath sath kandho pe bhi laga raha tha…
Wife ne poocha Khan sahab ye kya kar rahe ho…

Pathan : Ye koi Aam Shampoo Nahi Hai “HEAD & SHOULDER” Hai

SAYEED

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #482 on: January 31, 2012, 10:25:52 AM »
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Hahahaha nice one H&S...lol

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #483 on: January 31, 2012, 10:29:18 AM »
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Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: Nahin,
Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru! :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #484 on: February 11, 2012, 11:10:25 AM »
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Gul Khan romantic andaz me bola
May i kiss you darling?
Dulhan sharmate huye boli...
Humne to kabhi Gairo ko bhi manaa Nahi kiya,
Ab Aap To Phir bhi Apne ho..... :P

SAYEED

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #485 on: March 04, 2012, 04:42:11 PM »
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Gul Khan romantic andaz me bola
May i kiss you darling?
Dulhan sharmate huye boli...
Humne to kabhi Gairo ko bhi manaa Nahi kiya,
Ab Aap To Phir bhi Apne ho..... :P


Hahahhahaha

Radhika

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #486 on: March 07, 2012, 01:26:09 PM »
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Ek Pathan Hospital Kay Bahir Khara Zor Zor Se Ro Rha Tha

Kisi nay pocha kyun ro rahe ho?

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Pathan: 20 saal baad beta peda hua hai

Woh bhi

Chota sa

just_waiting

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #487 on: March 29, 2012, 06:23:07 PM »
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This happened about a month or two ago near Lonavala, and even though it sounds like something out of the X Files or from Alfred Hitchcock presents... it's real!

This guy drives from Mumbai to Pune and decides not to take the new expressway, as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. It's dark and raining and pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the monsoon rains are so strong he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the car's door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved! him when he realizes there is nobody behind the steering wheel!!! Even though there's no one in the front ! seat and no sound of any engine,the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming (remember, this is in the hills and there is a steep, steep drop beyond the curve).

Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend. Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and! runs as hard as he can towards the lights.

It's a small town. Wet and in shock goes to a roadside dhabba, which is open, and asks for a drink. They find some hooch and give him a shot. And he starts telling whoever! is in the dhabba about the horrible experience he's just been through. A silence envelops everybody when they realize the guy isn't drunk, and is really frightened - he's crying and shaking. So they give him more hooch and talk about what they should do, whether to call the police or find a priest, or what.

But just then two guys (Santa & Banta) walk into the dhabba. And one says to the other "Look, Banta - that's the jerk that got in the car when we were pushing it."

Radhika

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #488 on: April 01, 2012, 12:25:36 PM »
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PATHAN:
Drakht k upar ulta latka hua tha
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Wife:
Tum drakht par Q latka hai?

PATHAN:
Sar dard ki goli kaai thi kahin pait mein na chali jaey

SAYEED

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #489 on: April 01, 2012, 03:59:54 PM »
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PATHAN:
Drakht k upar ulta latka hua tha
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Wife:
Tum drakht par Q latka hai?
PATHAN:
Sar dard ki goli kaai thi kahin pait mein na chali jaey

Best One...lol Thanks

SAYEED

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #490 on: May 06, 2012, 10:54:22 AM »
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Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain. Khan started dancing,
 Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Pathan: No tension about tumor, I am happy to know that I have brain.

Pathan creates a new e-mail id. gmail@Pathan.com Hacker Dies . . Virus Cries . . Google Shocks . . Pathan Rocks B-)





ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #490 on: May 06, 2012, 10:54:22 AM »

 

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