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Author Topic: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..  (Read 35007 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 12:42:17 PM »
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Jis train mein jawan jawan
Khoobsurat ladkiya ja rahe ho
Us Train ko kya kahenge
.
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.
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MAAL GARI.
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ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 12:42:17 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2010, 12:43:20 PM »
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1 Aadmi ne Anda fry kiay to woh jal gaya,
Murgi ne dekh liya.

Murgi ne us admi ko zor se thapar mara or kaha.

Begherat khud ko dena pare to ehsaas ho.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 12:58:38 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2010, 12:44:06 PM »
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Dulhan andhe shoher se

"Kaash tumhari aankhein hoti to tum mere husn ko dekh sakte"

Shoher: Agar tum khoobsorat hoti tau

Kya aankhon wale tumhe mere liye chorte..
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 12:59:42 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2010, 12:44:50 PM »
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Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nahi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna bandh

Son! Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:00:12 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2010, 12:45:18 PM »
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"I studied Everything but never topped,
But 2day the toppers of the best Universities are my Employees"
(BILL GATES)

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING..
HAVE YOUR OWN...
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:00:42 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2010, 12:46:03 PM »
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If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:01:07 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2010, 12:46:41 PM »
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Luck is not in your hands,

But work is in your hands,

You work can make luck,

But Luck can't make your Work.

So always trust Yourself, and Do Your Best
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:01:34 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2010, 12:47:17 PM »
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Prove that 2/10=2

Arts student:
Out of Syllabus.

Commerce Student:
Question hi Ghalat Hai.

Medical student:
It's Strange Yaar,
Yeh Kaisay ho Sakta Hai?

Engineering Student:

Two / Ten
= wo / en
( W= 23rd letter, O= 15th letter, / E= 5th letter N= 14th letter)

So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2

Engineers Never Ask Ans Kia Hai?

They only ask,
Ans Kya Lana Hai?
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:01:57 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2010, 12:47:52 PM »
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We Pronounce:

21 as Twenty One

31 as Thirty One

41 as Forty One

51 as Fifty One

But Why not 11 as Onety One?

A Doubt by Back Bencher Association. :-)
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:02:25 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2010, 12:48:36 PM »
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What Is The Sum of 1+1?

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?


?


?

Sharam Karo Stupid

Iska Jawab Bhi Dhond Rahe Ho ?

Naam Dubo Diya School Ka Bewakoof.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:02:58 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2010, 12:49:36 PM »
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Koi
Aapko Pagal
Kahe
Tou!

Dukhi mat hona

Afsos mat karna

Rowna bhi nahi

Darna bhi nahi

Himmat se khare ho kar
Puchna..!

Oye! Tujhe kaise pata chala?
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:03:57 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2010, 12:50:46 PM »
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Kabhi Tum Black & White
Kabhi Rangeen Lagti Ho.

Kabhi Tum Shabnam Shabnam
Kabhi Tum Clean Lagti Ho.

Kabhi Tum Khatti Meethi
Kabhi Namkeen Lagti Ho.

Kuch Bhi Kaho Tum Hum Se
Par Humein To Tum Barri HASEEN Lagti Ho
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:04:29 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2010, 12:54:49 PM »
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Jab kabhi bhi aapki larai 10 logon se ho,
To ghabrana mat,
Bas mujhe bula lena,
Maine kabhi kisi ko,
,
,
,
Kuttay ki tarah maar khate huye nahi dekha
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:04:56 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2010, 12:55:15 PM »
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Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Mooh se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:05:24 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2010, 12:55:45 PM »
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Aapka GADHA aapse rooth gaya,
Ja ke ganday naaley main Doob gaya,
Doobtay huye bola, ab aur zulm nahi sahenge,
Ek ghar main DO DO nahi rahenge.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 01:05:49 PM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2010, 12:55:45 PM »

 

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