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RhythM_of_RaiN

Wonderfully Described Definitions
« on: May 10, 2011, 12:40:34 PM »
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Wonderfully Described Definitions :

CIGARETTE:
A Pinch of Tobacco Rolled in Paper;
With fire at One End and a Fool at the Other..

MARRIAGE:
It's an Agreement Where In;
A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree,
And a Woman gains her Masters..

LECTURE:
An Art of Transmitting Information;
from the Notes of the Lecturer to Da Notes of Students,
Without Passing through the Minds of Either..

CONFERENCE:
The Confusion of One Man;
Multiplied by the Number Present..

COMPROMISE:
The Art of Dividing a Cake in such a Way that;
Everybody Believes he got the Biggest Piece..

TEARS:
The Hydraulic Force by Which;
Masculine Power is Defeated by Feminine Water Power..

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A Place Where Everybody Talks,
Nobody Listens;
And Everybody Disagrees Later On..

SMILE:
A Curve that can Set a lot of things Straight..

OFFICE:
A Place Where you can Relax;
after your Strenuous Home Life..

YAWN:
The Only Time When some Married Men;
ever get to Open Their Mouth..

EXPERIENCE:
The Name Men give to their Mistakes..

DIPLOMAT:
A Person Who tells you to Go to Hell;
In such a Way that you actually Look forward to the Trip..

OPTIMIST:
A Person Who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER;
Says In Midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET..!"

FATHER:
A Banker Provided by Nature..

BOSS:
Someone Who is Early When you are Late;
And Late When you are Early..

POLITICIAN:
One Who Shakes your Hand;
Before Elections and your Confidence Later..

DOCTOR:
A Person Who Kills your Ills by Pills,
And Kills you by His Bills..

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Wonderfully Described Definitions
« on: May 10, 2011, 12:40:34 PM »

Radhika

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 12:57:05 PM »
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:cl: :cl: :cl: :excellent: :excellent:

 A line written on man’s t-shirt..

ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN…

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.

.

OF THEM…

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 01:11:40 PM »
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Amazing Truth of Life

Give Opportunity To
Someone To Love You Most
You will Know
How Special You Are . . .!

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.

.

Take Opportunity To Love
Someone Most
You Will Know
How Special Life Is . .

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 01:14:28 PM »
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Post Shared By Aparna From Kolkata (ARC Member)
Approved By : AakasH

When We are Depressed
We Expect Love From
Others . . .

But

When We are Happy

We Just Forget To Give Our
Love To The Depressed Ones ... =/



RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 04:35:51 PM »
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When Words Are Not Enough 2 Express Ur Feelings ..

Don't Think YOU ARE In LUV ..

It Means that U Need To Improve Ur Vocabulary :)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 04:40:36 PM »
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart!! 
Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides 
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 11:38:09 AM »
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The Person, whom U Loved More Than Ur Life, Comes Into Your Life For Either of The Two Reasons.

1.To Love You Forever.

Or

To Teach You, Not To Love Again Ever. :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 11:53:48 AM »
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Th0uGhT For The LIFE TIME

"Work Hard But Make
Some Time To Your
L o v e
F a m i l y
&
F r i e n d s
Nobody Remembers The
Power-point Presentations,
Marks
0r
Degrees
On Your Death ..."

SAYEED

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2011, 01:22:48 PM »
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The Person, whom U Loved More Than Ur Life, Comes Into Your Life For Either of The Two Reasons.

1.To Love You Forever.
Or
To Teach You, Not To Love Again Ever. :P

Hahahaha, sahi kaha bro...thks

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2011, 06:10:10 PM »
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A Small But Very Meaningful Thought . . .

"Nothing Is Interesting In L I F E . . . .
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
If YOU Are NOT Interested...!!!" =]

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 10:55:46 AM »
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Difference Between COMPLETE and FINISHED:

Some People Say There Is NO Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED But There IS.

When You Marry The Right LADY, You Are COMPLETE.

&

When You Marry The Wrong LADY, You Are FINISHED.

&

When The Right LADY Catches You With The Wrong LADY, You Are COMPLETELY FINISHED

Radhika

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 02:30:48 PM »
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Do U Know Y Girls R Shorter
Than Guys ? ?
Bcox
When They Hug Each Other
The Boy Lets His Head Rest
On Her Shoulder & He Can See
The Another Girls
Behind Her..
The Girl Rests Her Head
On His Heart & Feel
Herself Secured By His
Pocket Full Of Money
And Completely
Surrenders Her Life To
Him

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 02:33:13 PM »
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If someone throws stone at u,
Throw flower on them
But
Remember to throw flower pot wid it ....

Radhika

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 02:38:19 PM »
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Boy:
Teri Judai Main Neend Urti Hai,
Jan Jati Hai,
Chen Khota Hai,
Dil Rota Hai
Girl:
Check Karwa Le Beta
Dengi Virus Bi Aisa Hi Hota Hai.


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 11:23:36 AM »
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Assuming Statement Written
On The Back of A Rickshaw:-
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....
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Horn Slowly

Pakistani's Are Sleeping :P :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Wonderfully Described Definitions
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 11:23:36 AM »

 

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